Dr. B. F. Melonface

Dr. B. F. Melonface is a backstory character who frequently appears in news articles by The Daily Mason.

He is quoted as an investigator and medical official, particularly on articles involving the welfare of Protomasons.

Appearances
Dr. B. F. Melonface only appears in the form of articles via quotations. He offers flippant advice and opinion on serious issues, sometimes with anarchistic themes, but usually presented in a humourous way.

Articles featuring his comments are followed by questions of his credentials and identity, as well as condemnation of his views by 'Protomason officials'.

Background Story
Dr. B. F. Melonface is largely anonymous, except for his unusual name (which is presumed a fake identity). He is not visually identified and has no connection to other parts of the game story.

It could be intepreted that he is a prank artist or anarchist, based on his influence and comments in the newspapers.

In ProtoMasons trivia...

 * The B. F. in the name stands for 'big fat', indicating the name is a pseudonym